1. quietarchivist:


    from the podcast

    one time brandon was trying to fix the front gate at the office, since it was spontaneously opening and closing and he worked on it for hours before realizing michael was standing on his balcony pressing the opener every time brandon thought he fixed it and just watching him get more frustrating

    This company man.

    (via lovingyourillusion)


  2. itsbetterthananal:

    i saw this vine last night and laughed so hard that i choked and got a headache

    (Source: itsbetterthananal, via shinytotodile)


  3. worgens:

    furries canonically exist in azeroth

    (via diablojobs)


  4. septetteforadeadprincess:


    how to make ur anime:

    (something) no (something)

    done now u have an official working title for ur anime

    tfw no gf

    (via heartscale)


  5. beardsmelting:

    every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

    (via stygianzinogre)


  6. lets-bandage-it-up:






    Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

    These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!


    Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

    donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!



    Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 


    (via sashagreyjoy)


  7. moopdrea:


    shark lava and boy girl


    definitely cooler than those other two

    (via negativediamond)


  8. officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:



    you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again

    A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend. 

    JE SUS

    (via bookhoarder312)


  9. mood-indie-go:





    Egypt’s government has called on US authorities to show restraint against protesters in Ferguson, Missouri.

    It said it was “closely following the escalation of protests” after the fatal shooting of an unarmed black teenager by a white policeman on 9 August.

    The statement echoes US President Barack Obama’s comments during Egypt’s crackdown on protesters in 2013.

    Correspondents say the criticism is unusual since Egypt gets about $1.5bn (£1bn) in aid from the US every year.

    President Obama is under increasing pressure to bring an end to the violent scenes in the St Louis suburb.

    It is now 10 days since Michael Brown’s death, which sparked mass demonstrations.

    Jay Nixon, the governor of Missouri, has ordered the National Guard to support police operations, but violence flared again on Monday night, with law enforcement officers arresting 31 people.

    Police officers point their weapons at demonstrators protesting against the shooting death of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri - 18 August 2014The unrest continued on Monday night, with police firing tear gas at crowds of demonstrators

    The statement from Egypt’s foreign ministry followed a similar call from United Nations chief Ban Ki-moon, who called on Missouri police to abide by “US and international standards”.

    Iran added its voice to the criticism, with Majid Takht-Ravanchi, the deputy foreign minister for European and American Affairs, saying the unrest was a sign of “the phenomenon of racism” in the West.

    Meanwhile Chinese state news agency Xinhua said that despite the US playing the role of an international human rights defender, the clashes showed “there is still much room for improvement at home”.

    "Obviously, what the United States needs to do is to concentrate on solving its own problems rather than always pointing fingers at others," the Xinhua editorial added.

    Can we just get into the bold real quick… 

    All these reads


    The bolded


    (via shoopzig)


  10. autumnprayers:

    me after the anaconda video

    (via shinytotodile)


  11. lelaid:



    US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

    Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

    funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

    Funny that when they do this I only hear about it on tumblr, but when they try to limit guns and the second amendment it literally becomes a congressional uproar.

    (via an-xfile)


  12. fursonja:

    memes today arent what they used to be. im a REAL MEME fan.

    you say doge, i say all your base are belong to us

    you say you came out to have a good time, i say LEEROYYY JENNNNNNKIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS

    you say rage faces, i say never gonna give you up

    reblog if youre part of the 2% of trolls left who like REAL MEMES btw im 14

    (via toudoujiinpachi)


  13. zerotation:

    i think I’ve resigned myself to being unable to watch a let’s play without doodling something from it and then spend hours reworking it into something half-decent (x)

    (via airdramon)


  14. treescab:

    Commission for 0rangecreamsicle! ^u^

    (via saccharinesylph)


    1. Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
    2. Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
    3. Me: *reads every book i own*
    4. Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*