1. tupacabra:

    prettygirlfrommichigan:

    tupacabra:

    name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

    wat are u talking about they all make scents

    shut the fuck up

    (via keepmeinyourchest)

     

  2. oldroots:

    jetn:

    hcandersen:

    relevant

    I will always point that out. for any fandom, for any group, it doesn’t matter who you are talking about. that is pretty shitty logic to assume everyone is the same. the only thing we all have in common is that we like something. That’s the reason fandoms exist, any other characteristics you can think of do not apply to the fandom, but rather people within it.

    It is basic logic, i don’t understand why it is annoying to defend ourselves.

    (via stygianzinogre)

     

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  4. jaaaaaaawn:

    methdragon:

    be there or 

    image

    That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

    (via artisticequinox)

     

  5. grumpysalmon:

    mayra-quijotesca:

    ask-coffee-brew:

    grumpysalmon:

    ask-coffee-brew:

    grumpysalmon:

    caught this ugly fish today. released it immediately

    whY WOULD YOU DO THAT THAT IS THE RAREST FISH YOU CAN EVER GET I SWEAR TO GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT AND YOU HAPPEN TO CaTCH IT AND YOU RELEASE IT THIS BETTER BE SOME SORT OF JOKE AND ITS NOT FUNny

    oops i dropped another

    arE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

    THIS POST MAKES ME SO ANGRY LIKE SERIOUSLY DUDE EVEN IF YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT THE MUSEUM EACH ONE OF THOSE FRICKS IS LIKE 15000 BELLS DON’T TELL ME YOU ARE THAT WELL OFF THAT YOU DON’T NEED THE MONEY FOR PUBLIC WORKS OR HOUSE LOANS AND SHIT

    (via chibi-senpai-noticed-you-and-she)

     

  6. justthefandomlife:

    Towel please, flaming hoofbeast

    (via chibi-senpai-noticed-you-and-she)

     


  7. adriofthedead:

    hundreds of thousands of patrons pile into movie theatres across the country on August 8th, 2014, eager to see the much anticipated Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

    as the lights dim and the screen glows to life, the movie-goers discover, to their horror, the entire movie is just that one youtube video of an orgasming tortoise playing on repeat for two hours

     

  8. john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

    zakuro-san:

    kourtneyklaudiakarter:

    I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

    Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

    EXPAND FUN

    (via keepmeinyourchest)

     

  9. deliciouslyironicthrone:

    swagbat:

    there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

    While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

    (via lethargician)

     


  10. jackwhitevevo:

    once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

    (via aspidochelone)

     

  11. byronb:

    In today’s This Serious, things get weird fast.

    Website//Twitter

    (via knightlife)

     

  12. stunningpicture:

    Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

    (via wecansexy)

     


  13. TMNT to feature turtles “balls”

    beesmygod:

    mediatonight:

    While trailers for the Michael Bay produced TMNT film look promising, all is not well. A source close to the production claims a sequence in the film where April sees Donatello’s ‘balls’ is not likely to be cut. The source described the scene below.

    "April is hanging out in the Turtles underground home/lair . Donatello, who is portrayed as the most human like sort of "sexy" of the four is taking a shower. Not realizing he jumps out of the shower - April gasps and does a double take and says something along the lines of "you have those?" . Donatello says something along the lines of "whoa my shell is cold today" before grabbing his boa staff and covering up. It’s a play on the scene from the Sex and the City movie where Samantha catches a man exposing himself after a rooftop shower. April later mentions it in passing to Splinter who says "they are anatomically correct…" or something similar. "

    It sounds like a cheap laugh but not totally out of character. Some of the other news of this films potty humor mentions Splinter talking about how hard it is to goto the bathroom in his suit and a pizza party that jokes about “4/20” . 

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    (via adriofthedead)

     

  14. ohcristinagomez:

    Oh my glob. Amanda just posted a bunch of photos of our Bob’s Burgers group from Dragon*Con, and I can’t handle how amazing they all are! We had so many people in our group this year, and everyone was perfect! Check out the full photo set here

    Edit: Added more photos because I couldn’t help myself. 

    (via aspidochelone)

     

  15. perlockholmes:

    mean-old-levee:

    what even was this film about

    Shrubberies, curtains, French knights, and swallows.

    (via adriofthedead)